And then you still have to pick one…

So many diabolical plots, so little time...

Stop digging, Bob. Stop digging.

We drop a rock down the hole every once in a while.  We're up to a five second delay before Bob yells, "Ow! Quit it..."  "Exactly, Bob," we yell back, "Exactly.

Put the shovel down, Bob. Put the shovel down.

 

We’ve been dropping rocks down the hole every day or two.  We’re up to a 6 second delay before Bob yells, “Ow! Quit it…”

“Exactly, Bob,” we yell back.  “Exactly.”

Haha, Bob, haha.

Turns out my friend Bob got nabbed at a roadblock set up during a brown-person sting.  State cops were set up checking for green cards.  Poetic justice: Bob has the hardest time not being a racist fucknut sometimes.

Stealing a cookie was the least of Bob's concerns...

Should have stuck to stealing cookies...